[自爆式求職]低級CV錯誤實錄──寫錯字篇

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇

平時上網睇CV tips,十個有九個第一件事會提你check有冇寫錯字。有時寫錯字真係會好樣衰,樣衰到當你事後發現之後,你會希望HR唔好shortlist你去見工,因為當佢問你10年「Distract Manager」經驗嘅職責係咩嘅時候,你會唔識答。

有外國網頁羅列咗HR收過最爆嘅CV錯字,等大家一齊恥笑呢班求職者。(笑甚麼你也是)


1. CV Headline: “1 year old French Marketing Executive in the UK”
(請童工係犯法㗎喎。)

2. “A marketing professional with a ‘never settle for the best’ attitude.”
(比起never settle for less稍為消極嘅宗旨)


3. “I’m intrested to here more about that. I’m working today in a furniture factory as a drawer.”
(先生我哋呢度唔請櫃桶喎。)
低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇


4. Online marketing skill: “Search Engine Manipulation”

(佢應該係世界級黑客,連Google都可以入侵到。)


5. “Promoted to Shit Leader and responsible for a team of Engineers.”
(喺某大求職網站度search,原來好多人都係做緊Shit Leader㗎。)

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇

6. “I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person.”
(多謝你咁坦白,其實小編都係。)


7. “I am about to enrol on a Business and Finance Degree with the Open University. I feel that this qualification will prove detrimental to me for future success.”
(係咪想講fundamental?)

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇(Source: Yahoo Dictionary)


8. “2001 summer: Voluntary work for taking care of the elderly and vegetable people”
(係咪要每日淋水同除蟲?正確寫法係「people in a vegetative state」。)

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇

(Image by Matthew Farfan)


9. Hobbies: “enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians”
(中國人同意大利人特別好食?)


10. “Career break in 1999 to renovate my horse”
(送隻馬去韓國隆鼻同抽脂?染成粉紅色毛?)

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇

(Image by Alex via Blogspot)


11. Skills: “Strong Work Ethic, Attention to Detail, Team Player, Self Motivated, Attention to Detail”
(因為很重要所以要講兩次。)


12. “Planned new corporate facility at $3 million over budget.”
(Umm……歡迎你嚟幫我哋洗哂公司啲budget。)


13. “Directed $25 million anal shipping and receiving operations.”
(先生,我哋公司唔係走私人體器官喎。)

低級CV錯誤實錄-寫錯字篇
 14. “Participated in the foamation of a new telecommunications company.”
(科網泡沫爆破,全賴有你。)


15. “Seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.”
(全職派對動物,小編都想做呀!)

 

資料來源:
Resume Hell
The Washington Post: “Resume Bloopers” (9 Oct 2012)
Resume Power: “10 CLASSIC RESUME BLOOPERS

 

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